The Left Rights - Crap lyrics

hello, lemme tell you this is what happens when you hold in a too much stuff, ready? go (fart) and that's just the beginning... (fart) and that's that one and there's gunna be more gas, you know what i'm saying? i don't know if you able to hear the pee-pee right now. my stomach is bloat up like a balloon. don't want to force it, want to let it come natural like. don't let it come before it's time ohhhhhhhh i am now pressing my stomach as so to make it come out more quickly. (fart) there's still more doo-doo trapped in there, so that's not going to make the gas come out full steam *shreeeee*(cool sound) (longest fart) i don't need to even comment on that one.. i just want you to say to me...how could you do even more? well, this just goes to show you, listen to this: (fart x2) i'm going to go back and listen to the first one, of the farts, they're easy