The Left Rights - The Man With Ze Mustache lyrics

(spoken) Hello My name is The Man With The Mustache And if we ever met before I'm sure I will see you soon And I know you've probably been curious and scared This has awoken feelings inside of your loins and private parts that you haven't experienced before Understandable Whisper it in my ear Talk to my mustache because it hears you And it listens to you Where can I ma**age you that will ease your pain? Come with me And ride on my magical mustache C'est fini! Merci beaucoup pas tout. Je suis le Man With The Mustache. It's ok to shave your private parts Why do birds sing when I appear? Man With the Mustache doesn't have to do math He has s** with ladies Do that math