The Left Rights - Jack the Riffer lyrics

There once was a man Who's name is Malf(?) Who had A big mirror on the shelf He saw a reflection And got an erection And jumped into bed with himself Yo! Everybody left and right When I bust a rhyme I got my a** I'm like Jack the Riffer Fart sniffer Beg to differ Oh, like jamaican bread I'm the inspiration for Right said fred co*ks Five, six, and eight Everybody gonna go and masturbate Damn yeah! Pump that up! Damn yeah! Pump that up! Down Left Right Y'all Directions going all(?)