[whistle] [a**orted cowboy calls] ALRIGHT! Well I shot a man in Louisville about one year ago He was looking at me co*k-eyed and I guess it goes to show, Jack Daniels and a pistol can be a powerful enemy. Especially when the whiskey inside me! Gotta Rob, Tussle and Run from a Federal P.I. I don't mind telling you that I shot the guard just to watch him die. And he's still hot on my trail and my truck driving off the rail Going South bound on the my way down 55 Well I'm prison bound, they're gonna send me down the river the end of the day So I'm jumping in my truck and heading down Ol' Mexico Way! Well, In Salt Lake City, Utah there's a warrant on my head For a girl in a bordello that someone left for dead No, it wasn't me but I must admit that I was in town at the time, drunk and shooting guns beneath the desert sky Well I'm prison bound, they're gonna send me down the river the end of the day So I'm jumping in my truck and heading down Ol' Mexico Way! I've got 500 miles until I'm free When I hit the Rio Grande "John Law" can't do nothing to me I've 500 dollars and 5 bullets in my gun and If I have to, I'll unload everyone [wicked harmonica solo!!!] Well I'm prison bound, they're gonna send me down the river the end of the day So I'm jumping in my truck and heading down Ol' Mexico Way! Ol' Mexico Way! Ol' Mexico Way! Ol' Mexico Way! Ol' Mexico Way! WOO HOOO Holy sh**! Call the ambulance! CALL EM'! I need another beer. I'm going home! Did you guys bring your guns?