The Klezmatics - I Take My Penny lyrics

Oh, I take my penny And I go to the store And when I got back I was tired and sore Well, why am I tired? And why am I sore? Cause I didn't get a thing That I went there for I take my penny to the barber And I get my hair cut When I get back home It's all tangled up Well, if you wanta know Just how I feel I feel like a pulling On a p**y cat's tail My Mommy and my Daddy Wrote down my song So, if it sounds awful funny If it sounds all wrong I sung it nice and pretty When I made it up But they wrote it down crooked And it's all scrabbled up