The King Blues - 5 bottles of shampoo lyrics

She pushed in before me in the supermarket queue Pretending not to see me in that way women do She put on the counter some milk and bread too Then she pulled out, five, different bottles of shampoo And I though to myself I will never understand women And I hear some of you say that all men are the same They're all ruled by their dicks That's true of some but not all, don't point that finger so quick There's some though in the clubs pinching girls arses Being intimidating with obscene pa**es A goddess, you can tell when she dances You shout slag when she rejects your advances It's like you got no belief in yourself Or you ain't got the balls to just talk to a girl So every time after six beers Your aim of the nights to reduce her to tears When she chats to me, you spit and shout who*e Well it is written in the art of war To fight only the battles you can win But I will defend your honour until they kick my face in You can scrape me up bruised and battered off the floor Integrity is what black eyes are invented for So down with the dictatorship that's so co*ksure They use rape as a weapon of war Down with the man who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch Down with the judge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk If you're pro-life be a doctor, foster a kid That's how you make it possible for people to live But don't you dare tell women what they can and can't do When it was a women who gave life to you Yes I'm a man, I guess a typical one But I ain't afraid to say I think that women are beautiful and strong Too fat, too thin that's just media spin You look best when you're comfortable in your own skin So I'm sorry if you feel undue If the truth be known I'm in awe of you You're a giver of life and a warrior too So do you really need five different bottles of shampoo?