The King Blues - Let's hang the landlord - album version dirty lyrics

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The King Blues - Let's hang the landlord - album version dirty lyrics

Was cla**ic bullying material strictly speaking I was 4ft tall with 3ft mohican I bunked off school and bought some tattoo ink Engraved "punk 4 life" on my arm with a safety pin I was sleeping in a park and selling the Big Issue But this ain't no sob story so don't reach for the tissues These Spanish Punks they took me under their wing Opened up a squat in Clapham Common, they let me move in This place was f**ing huge, I couldn't believe my luck But it was no stranger to the odd ruck I was sharing a room with a bloke called Geoff He had rotten teeth and the World's worst breath But we had such a time, graffing up all the walls Days trips to Brighton when the occasion called Drinking Red Wine and Coke, playing our music loud On a sh**ty old tape player we sung it proud We used to sing If we hang the Landlord from the top of the stairs We can live here forever without a care So let's hang the Landlord from the top of stairs We'll live like a millionaire Like a millionaire We looked out for each other, as a group we were tight All coppers are ba*tards, but we were alright Painting our leather jackets, spiking up our hair We looked like aliens out of anywhere If the tourists wanted a photo we would charge them a pound When we had enough we'd buy a bottle and pa** it around ??? And whatever we could find got thrown into the mix If we hang the Landlord from the top of the stairs We can live here forever without a care So let's hang the Landlord from the top of stairs We'll live like a millionaire Like a millionaire Now always blagging it into gigs for free Sneaking in our own cans after a robbing spree Getting chased out the offie and half way down the street Smiling at the girls we thought looked sweet And Bruv used to give me all his hand-me-downs He had a great big heart but he'd done too much brown Sarah used to look out for me, make sure I was alright When Mel and other people once got in a fight We used to sing If we hang the Landlord from the top of the stairs We can live here forever without a care So let's hang the Landlord from the top of stairs We'll live like a millionaire Like a millionaire A couple of years ago a tramp at Piccadilly he told me how I'm gonna die My head spun around until I sat on the curb and cried And I found my self sitting on Puff's begging patch I ain't seen him around I pray he didn't lose the match Now Al's in prison and he's the sensible one Don't let the ba*tards grind you down mate our time it begun Don't let the screws get in your head and f** you up Because when you get out we'll string that Landlord up If we hang the Landlord from the top of the stairs We can live here forever without a care So let's hang the Landlord from the top of stairs We'll live like a millionaire Like a millionaire