The Key Of Awesome - Trick or Treat or Die! lyrics

[Intro] Ah yeah, it's Halloween mother-bleepers AKA All Hallows Eve, where my witches at? [Verse 1] Let me start it off with a stone cold fact You don't love Halloween then you're gonna get smacked We take this day serious 'cause we're good at it, yo It's a magical experience we will never outgrow I got Snickers, Goobers spilling out of my sack I eat more candy than a pimp smokes crack I'm a chocolate junky, and you're my supplier Junior Mints and KitKats are what I require You better be ready, when you get home from work You don't answer your door, then we'll go berserk I'll smash your pumpkins and then egg you house too And leave you a flaming bag of doggy poo Don't turn off your lights, we know you're home I'll beat your a** down with a Toblerone That's the Halloween code that we live our life by It's not trick or treat, it's trick or treat or die [Chorus] Trick or treat, smell my feet We're the illest trick or treaters in the Autumn streets There's a dude for Thanksgiving and a Christmas Queen But come October, we're the Kings of Halloween Trick or treat, smell my feet We're the illest trick or treaters in the Autumn streets There's a dude for Thanksgiving and a Christmas Queen But come October, we're the Kings of Halloween [Verse 2] You've awakened the spirit of the Pumpkin King By pissing on the spirit of Halloween 'Tis the season for fun but you punks play dirty Plus you shouldn't be out here at the age of thirty You two losers are going down For only I can wear the pumpkin crown Your reign is over, now I'll make you my b*atch I'll send you two the prison in my pumpkin piatch [Verse 3] You're clearly the master, can we just be friends? Here's a shiny red apple to make amends Don't mind if I do, that looks delicious Ahh razor apple, this isn't nutritious He threw it in his grill, he didn't even look That's the oldest trick in the trick or treat book Sorry 'bout your throat son, I bet that stings But that's what you get when you mess with the Kings [Chorus] Trick or treat, smell my feet We're the illest trick or treaters in the Autumn streets There's a dude for Thanksgiving and a Christmas Queen But come October, we're the Kings of Halloween Trick or....