The Key Of Awesome - The Dark Knight is Confused lyrics

[Spoken Intro] James Gordon Jr.: Batman, why's he running dad? Jim Gordon: Because we have to chase him James Gordon Jr.: Why? Jim Gordon: Because he can take it, because he's not a hero, he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, The Dark Knight James Gordon Jr.: I don't get it Jim Gordon: Neither do I son, but it sounds cool [Verse 1: Batman] As I ride on my bike at the end of Dark Knight There's a few plot points that just don't feel right Like why the hell did I agree to take the rap Harvey Dent k**ed those people, who gives a crap? And the Joker pulls crimes in such an orderly manner He must write it down in an evil day planner His henchmen are psycho and expendable Yet somehow completely dependable And why is Morgan Freeman all pissed at me He seemed to resign kind of randomly It's OK to built me an armored tank car But oh tapping phones, that's going too far [Chorus] This movie of my life just doesn't hold together At least beats the crap out of, Batman Forever I enjoy car chases, explosions and suspense Is it too much to ask that it all makes sense? [Verse 2] No no master Wayne, you don't understand You can't k** a symbol but you can k** a man If I wanna quit well then that's my choice We're all alone, you don't have to use that voice And what about Miss Dawes, it's like you've forgotten her In Batman Begins she was so much hotter Joker are you busy? Let's call a truce I need you to help explain the plot to...Batman Call me insane but I consider us friends I brought the DVD so we can watch it again I'll make the popcorn and pour the sherry Ooh, maybe we can watch it with the commentary How does Harvey Dent do a total 180? Well they barbecued his face and he lost his lady When did you have time to rig up both of those boats? Does talking that way ever damage your throat? Well, at least they got rid of Joel Schumacher You know what movie's really good, The Hurt Locker Oh yeah, I've been meaning to see that I've never heard of that, who's in it? Anthony Mackie I don't know who that is He was in 8 Mile Oh, he was the guy who hosted the rap battles? Now that was Mekhi Phifer Oh Joker, you're getting white makeup all over the popcorn Sorry, hey did I ever tell you how I got these scars? Yes, several versions Maybe other people would like to hear the story?