The Key Of Awesome - Taylor Swift Fifteen? No, Fifty lyrics

[Verse 1] You walk into the office And pull yourself together For a meeting with your A-hole boss He tells you that you're fired But he calls it retired He says sorry but we've gotta cut costs You start screaming like a fool You trash your cubicle And they have to call security You see a hot girl by the curb And you try to flirt with her But she thinks you need help crossing the street [Hook] When you're fifty Sometimes you drink 'til you pa** out On the floor Now your liver's destroyed And you've got haemorrhoids And you can barely get it up anymore [C'mon, that only happened once Shut up Taylor Swift] Fifty [Verse 2] Your kids think you're lame And they can't hide their shame When you're with them in a public place And your wife can hardly stand you She always reprimands you And your son calls you a douchebag to your face And then you've finally had enough You say son you think you're tough You think that you can whoop your dad He says no I'd rather not You say give me your best shot And he kicks you right in the nads [Hook] When you're fifty [Hey shut up] I'll sing a verse of your stupid song You've got squinty little eyes And you sound crappy live Kanye was drunk but he wasn't wrong And you s**ed on the Grammys [Ah c'mon, don't cry I'm sorry, I'm just going through a rough time That was uncalled for, you're very talented Oh god, somebody get me the hell out of this enchanted forest]