The Key Of Awesome - On the Down Low lyrics

I get more a** then a toilet seat Cops let me sing in the f**ing street My lkife is an endless buffet of hoes Been a pimp ever since my voice got low Christmas is a time for charity, so I'll let you sit somewhat close to me I could be parting with hookers and blow But instead I'm here with you on the downlow With you. something with you Hey you, you're only a two Oh, we're dating on the downlow, maybe You don't need that seat infront of the fire, you could stay warm with your spare tire Don't know why your self-esteam is low Be sure to duck down if you see my bro's My Christmas list has a list to make you cutter Just like the chicks that were down at hooters Here comes one now girl you gotta go No wait stay here and hold the mistletoe Ew, I stepped in some poo Would you scrap off my shoes They're new You look like you're going to throw up (watch the Jordans, yo) Jesus was born in a barn Could you get out and push the car We're making a left of the interstate Why do you complain so much? Your bu*t looks big with that cruch Don't forget were going dutch Did I mintion that its Christmas! I can't dicide witch girl I like best, maybe I should have you fight to the d**h I know I don't treat you like I should But I send you an autograph an it's all good You are not the girl that I perfer But when I go out with her you can be the shofer Here comes the turn, hey where did you go?! I never really learned to drive, OH NO That was totaly rude Who are you? Peternity sue? I'm screwed Let's keep this on the downlow, baby Hello Hello Yo, how you make the phonecall someone back? What would aquaman do in this situation?