The Key Of Awesome - Lady Gaga Telephone lyrics

[Spoken Intro] Lady Gaga: What do you say BK? Beyonce: Are you gonna tell me the concept for this telephone video or what? Lady Gaga: Well... [Verse 1: Lady Gaga, Beyonce] First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance And it's not even close to Poker Face or Just Dance So I will distract them by getting half naked And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink The kitchen sink sink What do you think think? I will prove that I don't have a penis, wink wink First I'll get stripped naked by some burly prison guards And make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard This Video seems goofy, you should just do it alone Besides I'm getting sick of all these songs about phones [Hook] Help me out of jail then we follow with some bad dialogue We poison everyone including a cute dog Then we start to dance and there's dead people everywhere As usual I have lot's of crazy crap in my hair P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-product placement Hide the d-dead bodies in the b-b-basement Blood and guts and b**bs and buts And I just wanna make your head explode Beep beep beep, beepbeep beep beep beep That was Lady Gaga in Morse Code [Verse 1: Beyonce, Lady Gaga] If you think I'm doing this then you're a crazy ba*tard Must have blown a gasket, are you tripping on acid? As a child were you abused by some big crazy ba*tard And did he ever make you put the lotion in the basket? I just wanna do a simple shoot with dancin' You used to be a diva now you're Marilyn Manson You're gonna do my video and do it my way I'd hate for something bad to happen top your familay My familay-ay? That's right Beyonce A piano might accidentally fall on Jay-Z [Hook] Somebody help me 'cause I don't want to sing anymore She's got a gun to my head on the dance floor Rub-a-dub-dub, three nuns in a tub And they're doing it with the garden gnome Please don't beat me up but I have to ask What does it have to do with a telephone? [Spoken Outro] Beyonce: You crazy b**h! Ahhhh!