The Key Of Awesome - Lady Gaga and Lord Gaga! lyrics

[Intro] Lady Gaga, (Gaga) And Lord Gaga, (Gaga) Lady Gaga, (Gaga) And Lord Gaga, (Gaga) [Verse 1] It's the future and everything is weird Check out this guy he's got a metal beard I give good headache, I'll make you scream Is this reality or just a fever dream? I like to jerk and twitch, this is how I dance It's cold in here man please put on some pants, (No) Chic, freak, sister fierce, work those b**hy gams Those are just some words that only gay men understand Blah blah blah, ooh ooh eeh Everybody look at me Random stuff, random stuff Tell me have you had enough? [Hook] If I love you and you love me Then baby how can we go wrong? This chorus doesn't have anything to do With the rest of the song, (Completely unrelated) [Verse 2] I'm Lady Gaga, (Gaga) And I'm Lord Gaga, (Gaga) Sometimes we like to sing like we are underwater You think you're weird girl but I'm weirder than you Let me tell you of the weird things that I like to do Yesterday I went to church and made out with a nun, (Oh) Then I went up to the roof and stared into the sun That is pretty weird but I think I got you beat I like to wear bathing suits made out of raw meat I put on a tuxedo before I go to bed I send out birthday cards to people who are dead I like to eat Brillo pads, it's how I got this voice Sometimes I like to cut myself but it's a fashion choice [Hook] If I love you and you love me Then baby how can we go wrong? We're totally making this sh** up As we go along, (I might have overdone it)