The Key Of Awesome - Harry Potter and The Steamy Slow Jam! lyrics

[Verse 1] Hermoine and Ron Girl you've been giving me looks for the last 5 books They gonna get it on There is nothing left to fear So have another bu*ter beer He's got a magic wand I'll puts some wizards in you Cause' that's what Weasleys do That'll make him go all night long Avadaviagra, yeah yeah When you said it's leviosaaa not leviooosa I thought you were snobby, but I wanted you closer When I was with Lavender, I felt blue Cus I was snoggin' with her but I was thinkin' of you We just got chased by a big a** snake A beast made of fire, and a pissed off lake Warring factions are destroying Hogwarts No time like the present to get in your shorts [Verse 2] Get out the candles, and the scented lotion And the earplugs cause' we're gonna make a commotion It didn't mean a damn thing when I was seeing Cho Chang If I ever graduate then you can have my cla** ring I know I spent more time with Hermoine Granger But if I showed you my love, I'd put your hiney in danger Now that we've destroyed that final horcrux I think its time for you and me to get down and make sweet love [Verse 3] Sirius Black I'd like to get some of that They say that once you go black, well you never go back Oh you knew I was gay, c'mon don't get all weird I wore high heeled boots, and even had a beard Listen up nerds, before you get pissed There's a ton of gay wizards, lets go down the list You've got Gandalf : queen. Merlin: fairy Even Obi Wan Kenobi had a "roommate" named Terry [Verse 4] As I lie here breathing my dying breath I am only thinking of your mom's heaving breast Going to be your new dad in the afterlife Going to beat up your dad, and make Lily my wife [Verse 5] Belatrix why are you sitting all the way over there Say did you do something new to your hair? You give me a tingling deep down in my pants Feels like being eaten by s**y ants Make no mistake I want to show you my snake No, not you Nagini I meant the snake in my pants Nagini, git git git Well, are you going out or are you staying in? Make up your mind This is the untold story My feet are getting cold Of what happens when wizards get horny