The Key Of Awesome - Black Eyed Peas Parody lyrics

We're serving up fresh beats For breakfast, lunch and dinner Eat some of our beats They'll keep you warm all winter We're eating up them beats and going nom-nom-nom I'm putting them in my tummy because they're yum, yum, yum {Verse 1} Alright, stop This is getting out of hand There's too many people in this band It's time for some band interviews I have to fire some of you {Verse 2: Mark Douglas as Taboo & Mark Douglas as will.i.am} My name's Taboo, I'm the weird Mexican I don't recall ever letting you in Walk me through your average day and list the instruments that you play I play no instruments per se but I drop the beat and then say "hey" When you say you drop the beat, do you mean you drop it literally? Uh, nah, that's the DJs job, I drop it figuratively I also pace around the stage and strike a menacing pose On Saturdays, I do the shopping and wash the band's clothes {Verse 3: apl.de.ap and Mark Douglas as will.i.am OK, apl.de.ap, what the hell do you do? Well, I'm the other black guy, you know, the one that who's not you I bring the heat and I drop the beat When you say something, I just repeat Like: (what?), what? (Huh?), huh? (Stop it!), stop it! (Ahh!), ahh! Then I make noises like "ping, pow, zap", haha Apl.de.ap? More like apl.de.crap {Bridge: Anastasia Douglas as Fergie & Mark Douglas as will.i.am Fergilicious in the building, say what Fergilici- Sit your ass down and shut up Now, apart from your looks, what do you bring to the table? When it comes to writing hooks, you'll find that I am quite able {Chorus: Anastasia Douglas as Fergie} Don't stop believin' (don't stop, don't stop) 'Cause they're dancing on the ceiling {Verse 4: Anastasia Douglas as Fergie & Mark Douglas as will.i.am Have you had plastic surgery? No, my lips got stung by bumblebees Did you just have an accident? No, that's just some yellow sweat {Verse 5: Mark Douglas as will.i.am} Alright, band meeting OK, Fergie, you're fired 'cause you ripped off Journey Apl-de-app, it's time to press Apple+Z Taboo, you can stay but you can't sing anymore I need someone to mop Fergie's pee off the floor (yes!) {Verse 2: Mark Douglas as Taboo & Mark Douglas as will.i.am} Don't stop believin' (don't sing, just mop) 'Cause they're dancing on the ceiling (what?) (nothing)