Birthday, Jimmy it's your birthday You're watching the years slip away Until the day that you pa** away Oh birthday, Jimmy it's your birthday Your number of retired jokes are few We are going to dig a hole to hold you How will you die? Dying old man in your bed Will the people cry to learn you're dead? Will your heart explode in your chest? Will you mourn the sins left unconfessed? Will it be a car crash twist in the metal wreck? Will you fall down the stairs and break your neck or…? Choke on a bone? Drown in the mud? Jimmy how will it end? Old man Jimmy is soon to die? (Soon to die) Ashes float up to the sky Old man Jimmy is soon to die? (Soon to die) Soon to die Maggots coming out of your eyes Birthday, Jimmy it's your birthday Grasping for all your yesterdays as they slowly waste away How will you die? Probably forgotten alone crying out in vain for anyone Will you die in flames or maybe freeze? From starvation, suicide, disease… Will they slit your throat, shoot you dead Will your brain corrode inside your head… Or on a [commode]? Will the world explode? Jimmy where does it end? Old man Jimmy (Old man Jimmy) is soon to die (Soon to die) Ashes float up to the sky Old man Jimmy (Old man Jimmy) is soon to die. (Soon to die) Maggots coming out of your eyes Old man Jimmy is soon to die Time to go kiss your wife and kids goodbye Old man Jimmy is soon to die And then his body will be covered in flies Die! Die! Die! Come on Die! Die! Die! Old man Jimmy is going to die Old man Jimmy is going to die Oh Jimmy Kimmel, it's your time to die