The Jazz Butcher - Red Pets lyrics

Red pets - they get me so excited They make me want to go to sea They make me jump and shout and holler They're really getting to me Everyone says they lift weights Except for me, I think they're great Red pets, ah red pets Red pets - I don't mean Guccione, and I don't mean Hugh I want to go to Moscow, tell you what I'm going to do Olga Korbut drives me mad, I'll buy some vodka for her dad Red pets...grrrr, red pets Red pets - Martina Navratilova, and Mrs. Gorbachev as well Don't give up all of their secrets They've got some stories to tell Everyone says keep in touch, I don't think that they care that much Red pets, red pets Oh, everyone says keep in touch I don't think that they care too much Red pets, red pets Red pets - Svetlana Peters, she's not defective at all ( Stalin's daughter ) I wanna go to Leningrad, and I'm gonna have a ball Could turn the house into a wardrobe, could drive the vicar astray Could make me join the Navy, I think they've got a lot to say But everyone says keep in touch, I don't think that they care too much Everyone says they lift weights Except for me, I think they're great Everyone says keep in touch I know they just don't care that much Disconnect the party line I think we're going to need some time Red pets, grrr, red pets Red pets, red pets