Hello darlin' - i'm home again Covered in sh** and aches and pains Too knackered to think so give me time to come round Just gimme the living room beat to the tv sound - My hard earned dough goes in bills and the larder And that prince philip tells us we gotta work harder! It seems a constant struggle just to exist Scrimping and saving and crossing of lists - From this window i've seen the whole world pa** From dawn to dusk i've heard the last laugh laughed I've seen enough tears to wash away this street I've heard wedding bells chime and a funeral march When as one life finishes another one starts - Alright then love so i'll be off now It's back to the lunchbox and worker/management rows There's gotta be more to this old life then this Scrimping and saving and crossing of lists