The Hormonauts - A Bundle Of Fun lyrics

I chopped the chillis nice and fine, Laid a candle on the table, I pour myself a gla** of wine, Set the music sweet and low, You should have been here about nine, All by myself here at the table, I ain't a stickler for the time, But that was three gla**es ago. Now it might sound silly, But I cooked us up a chili, With them corn tortillas, 'Cause I really wanna see ya, In that little red dress, With your hair a mess, Now the bottles half done and I'm a bundle of fun. I am a bundle of fun, I am second to none, So listen up honey-bun. You coulda took the time to phone, Let me know you couldn't be here, I guess I'll party on my own, Make believe that I don't care, Half a dinner made for two, Has found a home here in the freezer, There's no point in gettin' blue, Guess it means there's more to spare. Now it might sound silly, But I cooked us up a chili, With them corn tortillas, 'Cause I really wanna see ya, Didn't make it too strong, But you took too long, Now I'm bumpin' into furniture and wonderin' where did I go wrong. I am a bundle of fun, I am second to none, So listen up honey-bun, I am number one.