The Flying Lizards - Russia lyrics

I think I'll go to Russia 'Cause I don't like p**n or cocoa I think I'll go to Russia 'Cause I don't like p**n or cocoa I must explain I'm not complaining I'm just having fun I must explain I'm not complaining I'm just having fun I think I'll go to Russia 'Cause I don't like p**no girls I must explain I'm not complaining I'm just having fun I think I'll go to Russia 'Cause I don't like p**no girls I think I'll go to Russia 'Cause I don't like p**no girls The horrors in your daily paper Those aren't true at all I know I'm gonna live forever 'Though it beats the rule I must explain I'm not complaining I'm just having fun I must explain I'm not complaining I'm just having fun