The Fabulous Poodles - Bionic Man lyrics

When I was young I had smash With my old man's car took quite a bash; Hit black ice at 95, They said I was lucky to be alive. Ended up in a hospital bed; At first they said, "He'd be better off dead." But then they found some special parts; A couple kidneys and a pumpin' heart... I'm a bionic man, bionic man What a beautiful diagram; I'm a half a machine I'm somewhere between Can you understand? Whoaaaaa I've got a powerful system of laser beams In one eyeball that's colored green; I've got a battery muscle and a fiber hip, I've got a mini-computer with a silicon chip. I've got a silver bone and a plate of gold, A dummy hand, remote-controlled; I've got a plastic nose, a plastic cheek, I guess I'm just a man-made freak. I'm a bionic man, bionic man; Oh, what a beautiful diagram. I'm a half a machine, I'm somewhere between Is that what I am? Can run as fast as a high speed jet I've got a skin that feels like leatherette I've got a nervous system made out of steel; I've got a motorized Achille's Heel. Can see from here to Kingdom come; I've got a diamond tooth and a platinum gum. My reflex action's out of sight. A little like a meteorite. I'm a bionic man, bionic man I work according to the plan I'm a hummin' machine I'm somewhere between Is that what I am?