The Electric Eels - It's Artastic! lyrics

If I made a flying painting, you would probably try to k** me. Is this a case of indecision, or just a lack of comprehension? Dusting jet planes off, Distrusting numbers, Impaling screwdrivers in a cucumber I will often dillydally, keeping notes while I am shaving, My religion is my first love, it exists on tire changing Dialing telephones, Eating carpets, Jumping on a comb, Electric Eeling Driving over English muffins, it would make me oh so happy, Jumping off the Eiffel tower is bound to make you lots of money. Building two-by-four religious temples, Reviving dinosaurs, Submitting tables