The Duckworth Lewis Method - It's Just Not Cricket lyrics

Sgt.Yankee in his baseball cap Throwing curveballs all over the map It's not right, it's not cricket! Vlad the Impaler is taking off his shirt To wrestle with the riot girls down in the dirt It's not right, it's not cricket! All we're really saying is it doesn't really feel Like we're all playing on a level playing field It's not right “It's just not cricket” Bend over bank-man and take one for the team A billion dollar bonus and a handshake from the queen It's not right, it's not cricket! You've got a nerve to dedicate your victory to god When all you've done is medicate your way back to the top It's not right, it's not cricket! All we're really saying is it doesn't really feel Like we're all playing on a level playing field It's not right “Well one thing it certainly isn't is cricket You simply can't get away with that It's just not cricket”! All we're really saying is it doesn't really feel Like we're all playing on a level playing field It's not right “You know it's just not cricket No, doesn't work My dear old thing, really you must pull yourself together! Calypso collapso Dreadful…”