The Drowsy Chaperone Original Broadway Cast - Toledo Surprise lyrics

Chop the nuts Pound the dough Bake it up Nice and slow Then you got a Toledo Toledo Surprise ... Now sing it! ... Pit the peach Peel the skin Mush it up Throw it in That's a tasty Toledo Toledo Surprise First you beat it up Then you sweet it up When you heat it up If it tries to rise Don't let it It's a snap Try it folks Whip your whites Split your yolks Then you got a Toledo Toledo Surprise You boys are naturals. Keep it up 5-6-7-8 ... Mr. Feldzeig? OOOh, what's going on here? Ah, Kitty! I'm developing a new act. Toledo Surprise You're putting gangsters in the act and you won't put me in it? They're not even in the union. Shh! You got it all wrong. The new act is for you Kitty. And these boys are you're backup dancers. Backup dancers? Holy cats! What the hot Toledo Does to my libido Good? Mmmm, yes indeed Sugary yum yum (pause) SURPRISE! Squeeze the cream Grease the pan Lick the spoon Flip the flan Makes you bust your tuxedo Toledo Surprise Wait! Wait! Aldolpho, he make an announcement. Wedding is off! What? For the love of god, why? Aldolpho has made love to the bride! That's not the bride you idiot. That is the chaperone. What? The wedding is on! The wedding is off! What? Robert has kissed a French girl. Her name is Mimi. She's very beautiful I couldn't help it, Janet. She was just like you. Only French Sweet mother of pearl! Underling? Yes madam? What is all the commotion about? The wedding, madam. Wedding? Oh, I love weddings. I'm afraid it has been called off. Oh. How terrible. Yes, what a tragedy! What a wonderful, wonderful tragedy! Clear the floor boys, I'll show you how it's done! First you beat it up Then you sweet it up When you heat it up If it tries to rise Don't let it Toledo Surprise! Surprise? Wait until it's ready Surprise? Wait until it's ready Surprise? Wait until it's ready Now it's lookin' ready Surprise! You got it Makes me twitch Makes me shake This dessert Takes the cake Hits me like a torpedo Toledo Surprise Toledo Surprise Toledo Surprise Surprise Surprise Surprise Surprise Surprise Chop the nuts Pound the dough Bake it up Nice and slow Then you got a Toledo Toledo Surprise Then you got a Toledo surprise! Surprise! Wait until it's ready Surprise! Wait until it's ready Surprise! That's a tasty Toledo Surprise!