[Verse 1: Matter ov Fact] Ay yo, it's time for a confession It's best if I just testify For years of going in on myself I've been desensitized Your shorty down for sessions Yo and she got some friends with thighs But on the spot I'm good for thinking of some defensive lines I say, yo baby girl, let's not make this a spectacle Your nose is out of place Plus, your face is asymmetrical And look at them chesticles, eh, I'm feel to smother, hun Eh, one of them is slightly smaller than the other one How am I supposed to be performing under these conditions? I been hit up the doctor, yo I been filled out prescriptions I took them joints so long I started developing a resistance It's like playing discus with a tear in your meniscus But yo, I'm getting women, wishing me the best of wishes And play me shorties sending me some messages with pictures Talking about your majesty, here's the digits, let me take a stab at Defying the laws of gravity and defying the laws of physics [Hook] Lets get home, get high, get wine Get schnapps, recline, in time Get mine, get knocked It's fine, but mid top, this dime just slit, ai'ght? Oh, sh**, got red light Gonna get my sh** rock I'm gonna get my sh** rock A n***a gonna get his sh** rock [Verse 2: EP] Ay yo shorty living in Mont Clare Got Mont Clare, Mont Blanc, Conair Blowing her hair by the armoire, in the armchair 44G brazier, holding a pair Of the most rare, coveted pair Shaped fair, skin twins up in the air A couple of grams of snort, up in the ?? Plans abort when she take out the cans and let Both of my hands support Random thought: if this chick spayed for real-ly I spray up the club though she got preyed to Willie Feel me? She go wherever the god goes Spa go to the Tahoe, she feening for the ?? I'm leaning for the console, scheming on her tonsils She wanna get frisky, but I can't get off on the whiskey Not even half chubbed, shriveled like out of the bath tub She laughed, shrugged, giggled and told me pack up Shorty let's back up and let's try it again But I can't pretend a player won't cry in the end [Hook]