i got a letter from my mom today she's telling me he's here to stay it's quite a strange phenomenon won't you turn that siren on i'm talking about my pop the cop he's taking names and he's blowin' his top my pop the cop i only wish that i could make him stop don't wanna fight or start a row to sacrifice that sacred cow he's packing heat now he can't fail and mommy dearest won't pay my bail yeah he's the law there's now doubt about it tell me why he's so proud about it i thought of runnin' away but i don't wanna noooooowwww