The Diagram Brothers - Put It In A Bigger Box lyrics

In our TV advert we well get a married couple To say they couldn't be without it A girl in the swimsuit will sit on it And all the men will buy one We will sell you something pointless Put it in a bigger box than it needs to be in Have pop music in the background This will appeal to all teenagers A cheap free gift for the ten and unders We froze it in a block of ice Then crushed it with a tractor Then we threw it out of a helicopter Into sulphuric acid We will sell you something pointless Put it in a bigger box than it needs to be in Tested and approved by experts Only the finest natural ingredients See the factory it's efficient We will sell you something pointless Put it in a bigger box than it needs to be in It will make you someone special Be the envy of all your friends You think you have got a bargain!