The David Nelligan Thing - Hell is a Waiting Room lyrics

If there was a heaven and hell And even a god as well I couldn't guess what heaven would be like But hell, I've got some ideas alright Could be the stretching out of your anticipation And the wringing dry of your imagination You don't know what but it's coming soon I think that hell is a waiting room I think that hell is a waiting room I think that hell is a waiting room There might be magazines About new flu vaccines There might be a ceiling fan And there might be a sneezing man But on the other side of a door, there's eternity Of unrelenting torturous absurdity You don't know what but it's your turn soon I think that hell could be a waiting room I think that hell is a waiting room The stretching out of your anticipation And the wringing dry of your imagination You don't know what but it's coming soon I think that hell is a waiting room I think that hell is a waiting room I think that hell is a waiting room