There's not a word of truth in anything that I say I don't really want to listen till they go away I haven't finished and I never cry If you ask me why, I just lie I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth I tell you how to feel and why it is And when and or if you don't want to give I love spending hours watching television I saw a dance, lights, room and a fall and your bright red politician I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth I smoked your last cigarette I say that someone else did I send your mum to the vet and find out your sisters brilliant You ask me why, I just lie I'm a liar, liar I'm gonna be the biggest liar in the world I'll be so good you'll believe every word I could even make you believe Adolf Hitler Send him to Azurre for the winter I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth I'm a liar, liar, I never tell the truth