Every night in quiet jubilation I listen to the love song dedications And the tales of woe from some folks I will never know Remind me I'm not alone The broken hearted lamenting chances pa**ed Wondering if the special things can last Missing the best thing and busy requesting Anthems of love they once shared If you really love someone And you feel that it's reciprocated Then I guess I only need To say one thing The happily together Never stayed like that forever So if you really love someone s**ed in! (Mope FM DJ section) If you really love someone And you feel that it's reciprocated Then I guess I only need To say one thing The happily united Could never win a tug of war Against the miserable and unrequited So if you really love someone If you're that they're the one If you really love someone s**ed in! Don't you think it's funny how they put that "Mobiles and payphones extra" at the end of those ads? Who the hell calls a s** line from a payphone? It's a lot of 20 cent coins, you know what I'm saying? Listen to that girl talking. It doesn't even make sense. You got one hand putting the money in, one hand holding the phone. You've run out of hands.