I have got a matchbook of lies Ask me for a cigarette, I'll hand you your demise Anyone need a light? Just ask The horses are playing piano again... Beethoven, where have you been? Such elegant hooves, a symphony of truth Care to dance baby? No such thing as too soon With deceitful romance false happiness will produce Happiness is romance. In the end isn't that the real truth? Do horses play piano? No. Didn't think so, oh well When this dance is done we will both be doomed Our love will be ruined and the horses will be screwed Ha! Everything rhymes and everyone loses Bethoven! Where have you been? Such elegant hooves, a symphony of truth But I lie. And lie Am I losing the race against time? I look down only to find The horse I'm riding must be blind Maybe it's because he's been feeding on lies If I had a cigarette for every time I told a lie Today would be my day to die I've trained horses to play the piano Too bad they can only play one tune They'll keep playing till the dance is done Then were doomed The horses are playing piano again