The Cool Kids - Chicago Zoo lyrics

[Intro] Yo yo this is Mickey Rocks This is Chuck Inglish Shout out to the basement Shout out to Smash Brothers You are listening to cool a** ninjas (Mikey Rocks) [Verse 1: Mikey] Welcome to Chi Town Zoo Animal Planet probably channel 102 Imma show you how to survive and what not to do Cause you ain't watchin the animals they watchin you Gorillas and Baboons posted on the block With hats co*ked waitin for something to jump off And the rats keep rattan and the lions keep lying The bears bear arms they'll shoot you dog *ROOF* And the cougars got rugers Swans with bombs; beehives full of knives So what Im sayin is, run for your lives Steve Irwin got hurt When a gang of birds murked him You follow me, please come and raise your hand Cause this is urgent, no longer the days of man Everyone person is in danger from the horses in the manger They want war with us, all of us And the bats wanna hang us Upside down from our legs Watch that blood rush to your head This is what they said in a meeting with the leader The tall and skinny cheetah was kind of a good speaker Corruption of the animals even spread into the government Cause the president's a snake No, really though, the president's a snake And his mistress is a chicken with some feathers and a beak I was signalin' but the picture looked familiar to me Cause what chicken don't cluck for dollars? Humans and animals got that in common I ran down the stairs, made a left at the blocks Made it to the front door without getting spotted Ran through the front lawn, but then I had to stop quick When I seen a fox posted up on the blocks with boxes Selling watches for small profit [Verse 2: Mikey] Down the street I saw a monkey in a suit and As soon as I walked up to him I asked him, why he do what he do, then He said, "I'm a monkey, that's true The monkey see, monkey do Monkey saw you doing some things and now he do them too I wanna be like you But that's unusual, you call me the animal Now you the animal, so I guess you mimic me Now I got business to attend to Pardon me, and a good day I bid you" Then he tilted the brim of his cap Adjusted his briefcase and walked to his whip I had to get a grip, was crabs up on the strip I ain't talkin bout the crips, imagine little bit Horses ridin' people, brandishin' the whips Strip club full of poodles, pit bulls thrownin' tips Skinny cat outside the liquor store (where he was at?) He was tryna get a hit It was too strong, they tried to make him quit Now he's hooked on that crack, also known as cat nip Somebody please wake me up from this nightmare Something ain't right here, I gotta escape I gotta find a way, please get me outta here safe Before I become a victim of a piranha or snake Yo we gotta be careful, take heed to our actions Watch out for pigs when they flashin' they sirens Whenever we get violent, we ain't far from them Animals, and we call them beasts Cause your homie is your dog, a phoney is a snake A cop is a pig and your lady is a chick So that put us in positions with doctors that do little I guess I'm the animal screamin' at you n***as, huh?