The Company - The Morning lyrics

Chorus i: Why the hell am I awake at 5 in the morning? I'm yawning and It's too early who could possibly be texting me? (and who the hells this ugly b**h next to me?) Why the hell am I awake at the crack of dawn man? I'm zoning out I really need some sleep right now, but I gotta get to work some how Someway, some how Verse i: Last night I had way more than I'm used to Now somebody's ringtone is sounding line a rooster I'm going deaf, time is slow, and I'm feeling each breath The more I wake the more I'm feeling like d**h The weight on my chest, is heavy so I open my lids To see a pretty little biddy with her head on my ribs. Nice I just remembered that we did the thing twice Glad I took my boys advice and bought this honey and Ice But jesus christ. Would someone turn that sh** off? I'd do it myself, but honestly this bed is too soft People sleeping soundly, and pillows all around me The pursuit is over because happiness has found me This right here, is why I'm living this life fearless It's way too short to be scared of any near miss There's no way that I can make it to work I can see my boss now screaming going berserk, but he's a jerk Chorus ii: Why the hell am I awake at 5 in the morning? I'm yawning and It's too early who could possibly be texting me? (Oh my god I think I might have an STD) Why the hell am I awake at the crack of dawn man? I'm zoning out I really need some sleep right now, but I gotta get to work some how Someway, some how Verse ii: People finally started waking up I smell some eggs, suddenly I'm really craving some I Push the girl off, give her a lil' kiss on the check She keeps her eyes closed but gives me a wink. Nice I see my friend on the, couch. "How you doing man?" He said "I'm doing good. How you doing man?" I said "I'm doing good. Last night was proogie Once I was offered absolute I said absolutely." I turn around and see the bed just calling my name I've forgotten why I even got up anyways Make my way back. Fall down face first I can't seem to fall asleep man this is the worst Dream. Now. I really have to Sleep. Bow. To the master I breathe music I live laughter I drink liquor I'll regret it after Chorus iii: Why the hell am I awake at 5 in the morning? I'm yawning and It's too early who could possibly be texting me? (Is that a green goose floating down the Chesapeake?) Why the hell am I awake at the crack of dawn man? I'm zoning out I really need some sleep right now, but I gotta get to work some how Someway, somehow Outro: Sing it with me I. I need. I need some sleep right now. 8x Has anyone seen my phone? Anyone