The Cleveland Show - Kenny West vs. Cleveland Brown Jr. Rap Battle lyrics

[Verse 1: Kanye West] It's Kenny sippin' Henny, rhymes slicker than Teflon At Stoolbend High, I'm the black Zac Efron And when I meet a shorty, you know, we're goin' backwards Pullin' more tail than my man, John Edwards Lumpy, chunky, booger-eatin' chump be Actin' outta place like Hootie singin' country! Leave my girl alone and get your own tenderoni C'mon, who are we kidding? You're used to being lonely [Verse 2: Kevin Michael Richardson] I need to say something here Eh, hello, can you hear me? A-B-C-D-E-F-G, someone should've told you not to f** with me! You think you can rhyme, man? Your flow was amateur I'm a nerd! I can smoke you with iambic pentameter! Mess with me, homeboy, don't wanna risk it I'll burn you like Mrs. Friedman's god-awful brisket Yeah, how you like me now, b**h? [Verse 3: Kanye West] Fall back, big boy, cuz ya steppin' to the best Kenny West, test, test, test! Yo, is this thing on? Qach. yo' baq HIch qaq! Yeah, I just dissed you in Klingon [Verse 4: Kevin Michael Richardson] NuqDaq pa' ra' qa', yeah, I speak Klingon, too So kiss my chocolate ghunta', and also, HaH you! Your flow is faded, dated, deflated, and constipated If I had to rate it? Hate it! Translated? You ate it! Hey, cheeseball, you've been grated Chewed up, swallowed, and defecated Ha! To restate it, on the DVD, this won't be pixelated [Kanye West] Alright, alright, I know you think you so hot Question is, can you sing like a robot? [Kevin Michael Richardson] Yes, I can sing like a robot [Kanye West] Now, y'all just witness history in the makin' [Kevin Michael Richardson] Greatest combination since eggs and bacon [Kanye West] Kenny West and Cleveland Jr. Brown! [Kevin Michael Richardson] Let's get up... [Kanye West & Kevin Michael Richardson] And burn this mutha down!