The Chords - Wrap Your Chops lyrics

[Hook 2X: Sidney Bechet] Wrap your chops, round this stick of tea Blow this gage, and get high with me [Verse 1: Chords] Hey bro, lend me your ear for some friendly advice About a little substitute for the henny on ice It sparked me up times my pen wouldn't write Kept my mind going through many a night You guessed it Einstein, the topic's a cla**ic And just like fine wine or dropping an acid It gives you a buzz, puts stuff into perspective Not too strong though, just enough to respect it It calms me down when I'm on the run It's my therapist, ma**euse and llama in one It comes in all the colors of army fatigues And it never talks back man, it always agrees [Bridge: Chords] So if you're feeling stressed, depressed Knock on my door and I'll fix the rest We'll talk some sh**, laugh a lot So pull up a chair and just... [Hook 2x] [Verse 2: Chords] I could tell you what I do and think but I won't I'll just fill in the blanks with the things that I don't I don't keep the hotshots pouring and pouring And start fights at Burger King at 4 in tha morning Don't listen to people going on and on and on About the way I live man, I'm snoring it's boring Sometimes I wanna stop and shout Sometimes I can't cause I got the cotton mouth I move in slow motion through the commotion Don't call it propaganda man I'm doing promotion I do as I please, whistle my tune And you're standing there looking like Mr Magoo [Bridge] [Hook 2x] [Verse 3: Chords] She's not to be mistaken for substance abuse Not for you to do cause you got nothing to loose I love her dearly we're like Bonnie and Clyde Me I'm Warren Beatty, she's my partner in crime For us to hold hand out of question People stare funny in our direction See technically it's like a social faux pas Some might even say that I have broken the law C'mon dog, I do as I please As long as I'm set and my crew is at ease And if you want we can all start filling the air I got an ace up my sleeve and I'm willing to share [Bridge] [Hook 4x]