The Cataracs - Weakest Party lyrics

[Verse 1] No girl worth taking to the mattress Just a bachelorette party full of fat chicks I'm at the weakest party, I can't lie Thirty dollar cover only twenty people inside I'm in the corner looking at my phone I'm acting like I'm texting, but it isn't even on So many tools, minimal freaks Paris Hilton walked in, looked around and said, "Peace" [Pre-Hook] It's getting cold in here, put on my coat Sipping the oldest beer, this sh** is f**ing gross As if that weren't enough, DJ wouldn't turn it up Man, f** this party, I'm getting drunk [Hook] Yo, this the weakest party This is the weakest party ever This the weakest party Yo, this the weakest party This is the weakest party ever This the weakest party [Verse 2] There's some old guys (where?) right behind me Macking on some seventeen year-olds with fake IDs This is the weakest party, fantastic Jean shorts everywhere, Nickelback blastin' Get it popping, that's out of the question The hottest chick here: that girl from Precious This is a bottom of the barrel, who's who And I just saw my girl making out with another dude [Pre-Hook] It's getting cold in here, put on my coat Sipping the oldest beer, this sh** is f**ing gross As if that weren't enough, DJ wouldn't turn it up Man, f** this party, I'm getting drunk [Hook] Yo, this the weakest party This is the weakest party ever This the weakest party Yo, this the weakest party This is the weakest party ever This the weakest party