The Brokedowns - Joliet, The Maui Of The Midwest lyrics

The west is underwater, Iowa just sank The Mississippi to the left, swallowed by a giant wave Who’s to blame? Maybe the rapture was right, maybe the fix was in It only took a day to wash away the western sin Now we can swim When the Great Plains got swallowed by the sea It put palm trees where our corn fields used to be I’d apologize, but it’s bittersweet The world’s a mess, I guess at least We can go take a dip in the Midwest coast