The Bottle Rockets - Headed for the Ditch lyrics

They want us to eat sh** and say thanks They want to hand you paper, you can take that to the bank Well I scratched their back but I still got my itch Singin' Sammy can't drive 55 but I' headed for the ditch The mood was ugly like they wanna k** us Accountants and Lawyers actin' like they're Bruce Willis They want us to turn down and play the blues They want Mercedes-Benz' but all they got is BMW's So like trained fleas you got to please the famous bar b**h This road goes on forever so I'm headed for the ditch I got a little drunk my head was spinnin' I had a dream but it was not about women I saw hippie and think it was Neil Young He said he heard your song its already been sung Then he handed me a mouth harp and a cold brain sandwich Got in the ancient Cadillac and headed for the ditch Ol' Neil got in the ancient Cadillac and headed for the ditch.