The Bobs - Yuleman Vs. The Anti-Claus lyrics

Masters of this house I bring an animated novel A Christmas comic all red and green A wondrous tale to glorify the season The most fantastic story that you've ever seen Every June 25th at the south pole Millions of penguins start to sing [sotto voce] over and over And all the armies of the season of swindle Plan a campaign to glorify greed Following their leader - the Anti-Claus They flock to the malls Turning sharing into selling, giving into getting And caring into contempt Only one thing stands in their way: A superhero yet still a child Who believes in the spirit and the glory An evergreen avenger in a suit of lights Come to life again on winter nights It's Yuleman - the Druid defender Yuleman - from the pagan past Yuleman - in ornamental armor His limbs will lead the way Yuleman, fight the Anti-Claus In the battle sparks will fly Ring a bell on every corner The Anti-Claus must die His powers came from an accident At the lighting of the city's tree He was changing a bulb when they threw the switch Zapping him with electricity It's Yuleman - the Druid defender Yuleman - from the pagan past Yuleman - in ornamental armor His limbs will lead the way Yuleman, fight the Anti-Claus In the battle sparks will fly Ring a bell on every corner The Anti-Claus must die