The Bobs - Lady Cop / Take Me In lyrics

She let me off with a warning She didn't take me in She let me go with a warning She said "Don't do that again!" I was stopped I was stopped I was stopped by a lady cop. I turned the wrong way... I couldn't touch my nose with my eyes closed I was at a loss for words to say to her to make her see It's not the brew that made me such a grinning fool It was her personality She left me standing on one leg when she drove away I'm not a stork I'm not a tipsy dork But I don't even have a clue which way is up, which way is down I wish she'd come back and fill a ticket out And I would tell her "please... Take me in -- Let me be with you again Do I have to lead a life of crime To see you one more time Please take me to the station. Don't leave me standing here I might do somethin' rash. I might cause a crash I'm not responsible for things I might do to be with you Come back frisk me, read me my rights Just don't sentence me to lonely nights Take me in -- Let me be with you again Do I have to lead a life of crime To see you one more time Take me in, slap me on the wrist Excuse me if I stare at your star Oh how happy I would be if you would put the cuffs on me And throw me in the back of your car She let me off with a warning She said don't do that again Take me in -- Let me be with you again Do I have to lead a life of crime To see you one more time