The Bedroom Philosopher - Man On A Tram lyrics

Hello Yeah I am Just on a tram Man on a tram Man on a tram I am Man on a tram with a player caled Stan from Pran, From Pran I am Talking bout shares, gettin' lots of stares, no-one really cares, my voice really blares Big tram, slow tram, do you wanna go tram? Nah know what chu mean wearing bad chinos, drinking cappucinos smell like jalepenos came from the casino Middle cla**, white arse, Upper cla**, tight arse Cars in the shop, taxi wouldnt stop Hanging with the plebs, No-one's on their meds Someone should call the feds, check the guy with the dreds Go through his sheds, he's probobly cooking up some reds Kids'll ingest end up on their d**hbed, no doubt their heads read Righty-o better go Lemme know if the CEO's a no show or no go And See if the C O C, O, P, S, R, E, A, C, P,? Thanks Fi Sell, Sell, Sell Swell, Swell, Swell Man on a tram Man on a tram I am, Goddamn Gotta scram there's a man called Sam scamming for a gram And a madman grab and handful of ham On the tram, going slow, On the phone, what a man Got to go