The Beatles - The Beatles' Seventh Christmas Record lyrics

Mama! (J): Now you lads, will you just shout Happy Christmas for us For this tape, eh? (?): Happy Christmas? (J): Yeah. Go on. One, two, three. (All): Happy Christmas! (J): Thank you. Same to you. Ha, ha. Happy Christmas. (Yoko): ... Christmas, John, and I see you strolling in Ascot Garden with your wife, Yoko, but well, do you Have any special thoughts at, for Christmas? (J): Well, Yoko, it is Christmas and my special thoughts, Of course, turn towards eating. (Y): Ha! Ha! Ha! All right. So, eating. Well, what do you like to eat? (J): Well, I'd like some cornflakes prepared by Parisian Hands. And I'd like it blessed by Hari Krishna Mantra. (G): "Yes, have a wonderful Christmas. Have a jolly new year. Make sure that Christmas... ... comes once a year." Yes, Happy New Year. All the best. This is George Harrison saying Happy Christmas. Happy Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Happy. Happy... (R): (Singing) Ooh, good evening to you ladies, Good evening to you gentlemen, Happy to be here, Good evening to you gentlemen, I fear, I fear, I fear. Good evening to you one and all I hope you will enjoy The coming sports day of your life Is mama's little boy. (Y): So, how do you like the garden here? (J): I think it's simply splendid. I'm overwhelmed by its Sanctuary. (Y): So, you don't mind these high gates and things and the walls? (J): Oh, I've always loved the high walls. The Elizabethan high Wall is something I've always loved. You see (Y): Yes (J): Lady (P): (Singing) This is to wish you, a merry, merry Christmas This is to wish you just a merry, merry year This say to wish you just a happy, happy new year This is to wish you a merry, merry, merry new year (P): I'd like to say that I hope everybody listening to this Has a very happy time at Christmas and has a good, Fortunate, lucky New Year. And a good time to be had by All. (P): (Singing) "Merry Christmas! Mm, this is to wish you a me-merry, merry Christmas, This is to wish you a ha-ha-happy new year." (J): How do you see your place in the ...eh...the seventies to Come? We've had the swinging sixties, and I was wondering, Mrs. Lennon, how you Saw your place in the seventies? (Y): I think it'll be a quiet, peaceful seventies, hopefully, you know. (J): So you think there's gonna be peace, do you? (Y): Yes, and freedom. (J): I see. (Y): Freedom of mind. And everything. (J): I see. Really nice. (Y): Everybody will just be flying around, you know. (J): Ah, everybody will just be flying around, you see. D'you Understand that? (Y): The air's so crisp and all that. And just, there's Something about it, very delicate... (J): (Singing) Deep and crisp and even, Brightly shone the moon that night On the misty cruel. Good King Wenceslas last look out On the feast of.... (Y): ... and it's sort of, ah, like a strange magic, you know, Just slowing down the process of our thinking. Anyway, It's just really beautiful. (J), (Y): (Singing) Happy Christmas - (Happy Christmas) Happy Christmas - (Happy Christmas) Happy Christmas - (Happy Christmas) Happy New Year. (J): Take two. (J), (Y): (Singing) Happy Christmas, Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Christmas - (Happy Christmas) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, happy Christmas - (hah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Oh-oh-oh-oh, happy Christmas. John, Yoko, John, happy Christmas It's warm and nice and comfy in Ascot. Ac-dc lights. (Y): Let's put the lights on the trees. (J): Alright, dear. You pa** me the light (*lights?) and I'll string It on (*stick it to?) the tree. (*ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....?) (R): Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas..... Magic Christian, Magic Christian, Magic Christian, Magic Christian... (*Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - Merry Christmas - magic Christian - magic Christian - Magic Christian - magic Christian - magic Christian - Magic Christian It's just a plug for the film, Ken. Try and keep it on. This is Ringo Starr saying Merry Christmas to ev'rybody And a (*very?) happy new year. (*"ha ha ha ha ha...."?) (J): I'd like a big teddy! (Y): I'll get you a big, pink teddy bear. (J): Oh, thank you, mummy. (Y): And be a good boy, John. (J): Oh, yes, mummy, I will. As long as you get me a teddy Bear. (Y): A big, pink teddy bear. (J): And a train set. (Y): American train set then? (J): And a man on the moon that goes on the moon and down to (*dance on?) The moon. (Y): An ice cream moon then? (J): That's right. And lots and lots and lots and lots and Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and Lots... (*(Y): Ha ha ha ha ha....?)