The Beatles - Magical Mystery Tour - Film Script lyrics

00:02:31 ♪♪♪♪ 00:02:34 Roll up, roll up forthe Magical Mystery Tour! 00:02:38 Step right this way! 00:02:39 ♪♪ Roll up ♪♪ 00:02:42 ♪♪ Roll up forthe mystery tour ♪♪ 00:02:45 ♪♪ Roll up ♪♪ 00:02:47 ♪♪ Roll up forthe mystery tour ♪♪ 00:02:50 ♪♪ Roll up ♪♪ 00:02:51 ♪♪ And that's an invitation ♪♪ 00:02:53 ♪♪ Roll up for the mystery tour ♪♪ 00:02:56 ♪♪ Roll up ♪♪ 00:02:57 ♪♪ To make a reservation ♪♪ 00:02:59 ♪♪ Roll upfor the mystery tour ♪♪ 00:03:02 ♪♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪♪ 00:03:04 ♪♪ Is waiting to take you away ♪♪ 00:03:08 ♪♪ Waiting to take you away ♪♪ 00:03:11 ♪♪ Roll up ♪♪ 00:03:13 ♪♪ Roll upfor the mystery tour ♪♪ 00:03:17 ♪♪ Roll up ♪♪ 00:03:19 ♪♪ Roll upfor the mystery tour ♪♪ 00:03:22 ♪♪ Roll up ♪♪ 00:03:23 ♪♪ We've gotev'rything you need ♪♪ 00:03:25 ♪♪ Roll upfor the mystery tour ♪♪ 00:03:28 ♪♪ Roll up ♪♪ 00:03:29 ♪♪ Satisfaction guaranteed ♪♪ 00:03:31 ♪♪ Roll up for the mystery tour ♪♪ 00:03:33 ♪♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪♪ 00:03:36 ♪♪ Is hoping to take you away ♪♪ 00:03:39 ♪♪ Hoping to take you away ♪♪♪♪ 00:03:42 When a man buys a ticket fora Magical Mystery Tour, he knows what to expect. 00:03:49 We guarantee him the tripof a lifetime, and that's just what he gets. 00:03:54 The incredibleMagical Mystery Tour! 00:04:01 ♪♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪♪ 00:04:05 ♪♪ Roll up ♪♪ 00:04:08 ♪♪ Roll up forthe mystery tour ♪♪ 00:04:11 ♪♪ Roll up ♪♪ 00:04:12 ♪♪ And that's an invitation ♪♪ 00:04:15 ♪♪ Roll up for the mystery tour ♪♪ 00:04:19 ♪♪ Roll up ♪♪ 00:04:20 ♪♪ To make a reservation ♪♪ 00:04:22 ♪♪ Roll up for the Mystery Tour ♪♪ 00:04:26 ♪♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪♪ 00:04:29 ♪♪ Is coming to take you away ♪♪ 00:04:33 ♪♪ Coming to take you away ♪♪ 00:04:38 ♪♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪♪ 00:04:41 ♪♪ Is dying to take you away ♪♪ 00:04:45 ♪♪ Dying to take you away ♪♪ 00:04:48 ♪♪ Take you today ♪♪♪♪ 00:05:04 Come on, we're gonna be late. 00:05:06 I can't go any quicker! 00:05:09 Stop it! 00:05:11 Come on! 00:05:12 Richard B. Starkey and his Aunt Jessica are always arguing about one thing or another. 00:05:18 Oh, I'm going! 00:05:21 Oh, go! Go on! 00:05:22 And what with today being Sunday and the weather looking up, you'd think they'd have given it a rest. 00:05:27 For goodness' sake, stop sitting down! 00:05:30 All right, all right, what's your hurry? 00:05:32 But no -- on and on they go. 00:05:36 "Good morning," said Richard. 00:05:38 "Good afternoon, sir," said the courier. 00:05:41 They were late. 00:05:41 JESSICA: 'Allo, Flo, you all right, girl? 00:05:42 I'll sit 'ere. 00:05:45 RICHARD: Yes, I'll have the window seat. 00:05:46 JESSICA: All right, so you'll have the window seat! 00:05:52 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. 00:05:55 Welcome to Magical Mystery Tours! 00:06:00 I am your courier, Jolly Jimmy Johnson! 00:06:03 All my friends call me Jolly Jimmy -- and you are all my friends! 00:06:07 Over here is your hostess -- that lovely, delightful, delectable... Wendy Winters! 00:06:12 Lovely girl, lovely! 00:06:13 And over here, our driver for the trip, that wonderful driver, we hope... 00:06:18 Ha ha ha! 00:06:19 Alf! Off you go, Alf! 00:06:21 Here we go now. Splendid! 00:06:22 Fasten your safety belts, please. 00:06:25 Away-way-way we go! 00:06:28 Away we go, Alf, splendid! 00:06:31 Very comfy in the back there, is it? Lovely. 00:06:33 I say it's lovely. Get your popcorn out! 00:06:37 Ha ha! 00:06:38 Right hand down. There we are, splendid. 00:06:41 And away we go. 00:06:42 Anyway, I'll tell you something, you ain't coming away with me anymore. 00:06:46 Who bought the tickets for this trip? I did! 00:06:48 Yeah, with my money. I gave you the money. 00:06:50 I'm taking you out. You're not taking me anywhere. 00:06:52 I gave you the money, darling. Remember that. 00:06:55 And you've done nothing but eye all the fellas on the coach since we got here. 00:06:59 Shut your cakehole! 00:06:59 I dunno, since Uncle Jack died, you've never been the same. 00:07:03 Of course, 'cause I ain't got Uncle Jack, have I? 00:07:06 I remember him. I remember him. 00:07:07 If I ain't got him, I've got to get somebody else. 00:07:10 You should know, you're old enough at 21! 00:07:13 You should do a bit of knitting, do you good. 00:07:15 Who for? You? 00:07:17 Should I knit for you? 00:07:19 No, don't knit for me. 00:07:23 [Car horn blares] Who is that man? 00:07:31 Oh, that's Mr Bloodvessel. 00:07:33 He's quite harmless. He comes on all the trips. 00:07:36 He thinks he's a courier. 00:07:38 Last trip, he thought he was the driver. 00:07:42 PAUL: Well, you know, when I saw your first film, I really thought you had something, but it was -- WOMAN: I was only about 6, then. 00:07:50 PAUL: Wasn't it "Blue Lady"? "Lady in Blue"? 00:07:53 Something like that. 00:07:55 WOMAN: How old are you? 00:07:56 PAUL: I myself am 30... 00:07:57 but I look a little younger due to the Fair Isle sweater. 00:08:01 Excuse me, sir. 00:08:02 I'd like to take a photograph of the young lady, do you mind? 00:08:05 I don't mind if Miss Gabriella doesn't. 00:08:08 Well, Miss Gabriella doesn't mind. 00:08:10 Thank you, bye-bye. 00:08:12 See you later, maybe. 00:08:13 Or we won't see him later. Can I have you out there? 00:08:19 All right. 00:08:20 [Snaps picture] My lucky day! 00:08:27 ♪♪ Day after day ♪♪ 00:08:31 ♪♪ Alone on a hill ♪♪ 00:08:34 ♪♪ The man with the foolish grin ♪♪ 00:08:37 ♪♪ Is keeping perfectly still ♪♪ 00:08:41 ♪♪ But nobody wants to know him ♪♪ 00:08:44 ♪♪ They can see that he's just a fool ♪♪ 00:08:47 ♪♪ And he never gives an answer ♪♪ 00:08:50 ♪♪ But the fool on the hill ♪♪ 00:08:54 ♪♪ Sees the sun going down ♪♪ 00:08:57 ♪♪ And the eyes in his head ♪♪ 00:09:00 ♪♪ See the world spinning round ♪♪ 00:09:08 ♪♪ Well on the way ♪♪ 00:09:11 ♪♪ Head in a cloud ♪♪ 00:09:14 ♪♪ The man of a thousand voices ♪♪ 00:09:17 ♪♪ Talking perfectly loud ♪♪ 00:09:21 ♪♪ But nobody ever hears him ♪♪ 00:09:24 ♪♪ Or the sound he appears to make ♪♪ 00:09:28 ♪♪ And he never seems to notice ♪♪ 00:09:30 ♪♪ But the fool on the hill ♪♪ 00:09:33 ♪♪ Sees the sun going down ♪♪ 00:09:37 ♪♪ And the eyes in his head ♪♪ 00:09:40 ♪♪ See the world spinning round ♪♪ 00:10:00 ♪♪ And nobody seems to like him ♪♪ 00:10:03 ♪♪ They can tell what he wants to do ♪♪ 00:10:07 ♪♪ And he never shows his feelings ♪♪ 00:10:10 ♪♪ But the fool on the hill ♪♪ 00:10:13 ♪♪ Sees the sun going down ♪♪ 00:10:16 ♪♪ And the eyes in his head ♪♪ 00:10:19 ♪♪ See the world spinning round ♪♪ 00:10:26 ♪♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪♪ 00:10:33 ♪♪ Round and round and round and round... 00:10:34 ♪♪ 00:10:40 ♪♪ He never listens to them ♪♪ 00:10:43 ♪♪ He knows that they're the fools ♪♪ 00:10:47 ♪♪ They don't like him ♪♪ 00:10:50 ♪♪ The fool on the hill ♪♪ 00:10:53 ♪♪ Sees the sun going down ♪♪ 00:10:56 ♪♪ And the eyes in his head ♪♪ 00:10:59 ♪♪ See the world spinning round ♪♪ 00:11:07 ♪♪ Oh... ♪♪ 00:11:09 ♪♪ Round and round and round and round ♪♪ 00:11:14 ♪♪ Oh... ♪♪♪♪ 00:11:20 Good morning, lads and la**es. My name is Miss Winters. 00:11:24 Good morning, Miss Winters, Miss Winters, Miss Winters! 00:11:28 Yes, well, I just wanted to say, if there's anything I can do for you, you know what to do. 00:11:37 We at Magical Mysteries only have your best interests at heart, and your every wish is our command. 00:11:44 Thank you. 00:12:12 As the bus leaves the town behind and heads for the country, everything begins to change. 00:12:20 Well, almost everything. 00:12:31 And already the magic is beginning to work. 00:12:42 [Bugle blows] [Speaking nonsense] Ha ha! 00:13:05 Jolly good! 00:13:11 Have a look around. 00:13:13 [Officer speaking nonsense] [Officer barking nonsense commands] [Barking nonsense] Why? 00:14:04 Why? 00:14:06 Why? 00:14:07 [Speaking nonsense] ...and get your bloody hair cut! 00:14:17 [Speaking nonsense, martial music on gramophone] [Crowd cheers] [Crowd cheers] Iolé, olé, olé! 00:15:01 [Speaking nonsense] [Crowd cheers] Jolly good, Sarge, carry on. 00:15:12 [Speaking nonsense, bugle blowing flourishes] [Straining] ["She Loves You" playing on calliope] MAN: On your marks... 00:16:35 get set... 00:16:38 Go! 00:16:38 [Screeching, laughing] [Dramatic overture plays] [Bicycle bells jingle] Wait! 00:17:53 Second gear! Come on! Yah! Yah! 00:18:02 [Hysterical laughter] Who's getting in that car? Who is it? 00:18:13 Aah! Aah! 00:18:16 Come on, come on. 00:18:17 We've gotta win those with the bikes! 00:18:19 He's stopping! Out of the road, you stupid... 00:18:22 He's picking the vicars up! 00:18:23 Hold on, we've got 'em now, folks! 00:18:59 Aaaaah! 00:19:30 [Crowd cheering] [Band plays fanfare] [Band plays march] If you look to your left, ladies and gentlemen, the view is not very inspiring. 00:28:39 Ah... but if you look to your right... 00:29:45 ♪♪ La-la-la-la-la... ♪♪ 00:30:06 ♪♪ Ahh ♪♪ 00:30:08 ♪♪ Ahh ♪♪ 00:30:11 ♪♪ Ahhh ♪♪ 00:30:32 Beyond the blue horizon, far above the clouds... 00:30:37 in a land that no-one knows... 00:30:39 live four or five magicians who spend their days casting wonderful spells. 00:30:44 Come with me now into that secret place where the eyes of man have never set foot. 00:31:07 Where's the bus? 00:31:18 Where's the bus? 00:31:21 Shh! 00:31:29 Where's the bus? 00:31:32 It's coming. 00:31:36 Where's the bus?! 00:31:39 The bus? 00:31:45 The bus is ten miles north on the Dewsbury road. 00:31:49 Oh! 00:31:50 It's only ten miles away. 00:31:53 Bus... ten miles! 00:31:55 Soon be here. 00:31:57 [ECHOING] The bus, 10 miles away... 00:32:02 Oh, ladies and gentlemen, quickly, look to your left! 00:32:04 Now there you see the ancient Roman ruins. 00:32:08 Now they really have been there an awful long time. 00:32:11 They are, in fact, a little difficult to see because they're almost flattened to the ground... 00:32:16 Meanwhile, back on the bus, things are happening -- and life lobbles on. 00:32:22 Indeed, the magic is so powerful that even Mr Bloodvessel emerges from his shell. 00:32:28 He turns to speak. 00:32:29 If I may take the liberty, Mister... 00:32:32 Be my guest. 00:32:33 Give over! 00:32:37 My dear lady... 00:32:41 My dear lady, doesn't intuition tell you what I feel? 00:32:46 Don't interrupt. 00:32:48 You bring out my... 00:32:55 .. 00:32:56 love you! 00:32:57 [String symphony plays "All My Loving"] [Gulls crying, symphony continues] Love you! Love you! 00:35:14 I am the courier. 00:35:18 Good morning, men... 00:35:21 and women. 00:35:23 Welcome. 00:35:25 I am your friendly courier. 00:35:28 [Whistling] Mr Bloodvessel is my name. 00:35:33 Buster Bloodvessel. 00:35:36 I am concerned for you to enjoy yourselves within the limits of British decency. 00:35:46 You know what I mean... don't you? 00:35:50 Well? Don't you? 00:35:54 Yes, Mr Bloodvessel Yes, Mr Bloodvessel. 00:36:16 ♪♪ I am he as you are he ♪♪ 00:36:19 ♪♪ As you are me ♪♪ 00:36:20 ♪♪ And we are all together ♪♪ 00:36:24 ♪♪ See how they run, like pigs from a gun ♪♪ 00:36:27 ♪♪ See how they fly ♪♪ 00:36:30 ♪♪ I'm crying ♪♪ 00:36:33 ♪♪ Sitting on a cornflake ♪♪ 00:36:36 ♪♪ Waiting for the van to come ♪♪ 00:36:41 ♪♪ Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday ♪♪ 00:36:44 ♪♪ Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long ♪♪ 00:36:49 ♪♪ I am the eggman ♪♪ 00:36:51 ♪♪ Ooh! ♪♪ 00:36:52 ♪♪ They are the eggmen ♪♪ 00:36:54 ♪♪ Ooh! ♪♪ 00:36:56 ♪♪ I am the walrus, Goo goo g' joob ♪♪ 00:36:58 ♪♪ Mister city p'liceman sitting ♪♪ 00:37:01 ♪♪ Pretty little p'licemen in a row ♪♪ 00:37:07 ♪♪ See how they fly, like Lucy in the sky ♪♪ 00:37:10 ♪♪ See how they run ♪♪ 00:37:13 ♪♪ I'm crying ♪♪ 00:37:16 ♪♪ I'm crying ♪♪ 00:37:21 ♪♪ I'm crying ♪♪ 00:37:24 ♪♪ I'm crying ♪♪ 00:37:29 ♪♪ Yellow matter custard ♪♪ 00:37:33 ♪♪ Dripping from a dead dog's eye ♪♪ 00:37:38 ♪♪ Crabalocker fishwife, p**nographic priestess ♪♪ 00:37:40 ♪♪ Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down ♪♪ 00:37:46 ♪♪ I am the eggman ♪♪ 00:37:48 ♪♪ Ooh! ♪♪ 00:37:49 ♪♪ They are the eggmen ♪♪ 00:37:51 ♪♪ Ooh! ♪♪ 00:37:51 ♪♪ I am the walrus, Goo goo g' joob ♪♪ 00:38:06 ♪♪ Sitting in an English garden ♪♪ 00:38:09 ♪♪ Waiting for the sun ♪♪ 00:38:13 ♪♪ If the sun don't come, you get a tan ♪♪ 00:38:16 ♪♪ From standing in the English rain ♪♪ 00:38:20 ♪♪ I am the eggman ♪♪ 00:38:22 ♪♪ They are the eggmen ♪♪ 00:38:24 ♪♪ I am the walrus ♪♪ 00:38:27 ♪♪ Goo goo g' joob ♪♪ 00:38:28 ♪♪ G' goo goo g' joob ♪♪ 00:38:31 ♪♪ Expert texpert choking smokers ♪♪ 00:38:34 ♪♪ Don't you think the joker laughs at you? 00:38:35 ♪♪ 00:38:39 ♪♪ See how they smile, like pigs in a sty ♪♪ 00:38:42 ♪♪ See how they snied ♪♪ 00:38:45 ♪♪ I'm crying ♪♪ 00:38:48 ♪♪ Semolina pilchards ♪♪ 00:38:52 ♪♪ Climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪♪ 00:38:55 ♪♪ Element'ry penguin singing Hare Krishna ♪♪ 00:38:59 ♪♪ Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe ♪♪ 00:39:04 ♪♪ I am the eggman ♪♪ 00:39:06 ♪♪ Ooh! ♪♪ 00:39:06 ♪♪ They are the eggmen ♪♪ 00:39:08 ♪♪ Ooh! ♪♪ 00:39:09 ♪♪ I am the walrus, Goo goo g' joob ♪♪ 00:39:13 ♪♪ G' goo goo g' joob ♪♪ 00:39:14 ♪♪ Goo goo g' joob G' goo goo g' joob, g' goo ♪♪ 00:39:20 ♪♪ Joob joob joob! ♪♪ 00:39:21 ♪♪ Joob joob ♪♪ 00:39:23 ♪♪ Joob, joob joob ♪♪ 00:39:25 ♪♪ Joob joob ♪♪ 00:39:26 ♪♪ Aha-aha-aha-aha... ♪♪ 00:39:37 [Radio dial spinning] ...give the letters which thou findest about me to Edmund Earl of Gloucester. 00:40:04 Seek him out upon the British party. 00:40:08 O, Untimely d**h! 00:40:17 I know thee well, a serviceable villain... 00:40:24 [Wind howling] LENNON: What about, "Five little dickie birds sitting on your head..." [Child laughs] "One named Charlie and one named Fred"? 00:40:34 CHILD: Yes. 00:40:34 LENNON: Do that one, then. 00:40:36 CHILD: You do it with me. lennon: okay. 00:40:37 BOTH: Five little dickie birds sitting on your head, One named... 00:40:43 Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie! 00:40:45 Whoops! Charlie, whoops! Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. 00:40:49 Can you do that one? 00:40:50 Teehee! No. 00:40:52 Teehee! Yes. 00:40:53 No. Yes. 00:40:54 No. Yes! 00:40:55 No. I've got a present for you. Do you know what it is? 00:40:58 No. Have a guess. 00:41:00 No! Go on, have a guess. 00:41:02 No. Have a guess! 00:41:04 No. HAVE A GUESS! 00:41:06 Nooo! 00:41:07 Well, you're going to get it anyway. 00:41:12 What's that? 00:41:14 Wait a mo, wait a mo. 00:41:16 Do you want to blow it? 00:41:18 No. 00:41:20 [Cheering] Teehee! 00:41:26 All right, should we give it to George? 00:41:29 Yeah. 00:41:30 There you are, George. 00:41:32 GEORGE: Thank you. 00:41:33 [Air squeaking] George, George, George, George! Oops! George, Oops! George! 00:41:38 George, George, George... 00:41:39 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? 00:41:43 Our estimated time of arrival for luncheon is approximately 1:15. 00:41:48 Thank you. 00:41:51 Now shut up! 00:41:52 Shut up? I've had enough of it! 00:41:54 I can't stand it anymore! I'm gettin' off! 00:41:55 Off! 00:41:58 Don't get historical! 00:52:02 Aunt Jessie's hungry. 00:52:06 And she's dreaming. 00:52:08 [Jessie giggling] She's dreaming about food... 00:52:11 food... food.... 00:52:14 Beautiful food! 00:52:16 Oh, lettuce... 00:52:18 food... 00:52:19 potatoes... 00:52:21 food... 00:52:22 apples... 00:52:23 food... 00:52:30 WAITER, NASAL VOICE: Spaghetti, lady. 00:52:38 Spaghetti, lady. 00:52:39 [Jessica laughing and sobbing] WAITER: Spaghetti, lady. 00:53:09 Skarelli, lady. 00:53:11 [Humming] This time I mean it! 00:53:26 I can't breathe anymore. It's too much. 00:53:33 Sk-skarelli, lady. 00:53:39 [Humming] All this... mud... in 45 minutes! 00:53:47 I can hardly get my breath! 00:53:51 It's intake, Jessie, not output. 00:53:55 I am, I am! 00:53:58 I am already! 00:53:59 Three times this week already! 00:54:03 For goodness' sake, Jessie, sit down. 00:54:07 Remember! 00:54:10 [Loud crunch] JESSIE: I don't care! 00:54:12 This is the way he would have wanted it. 00:54:16 [Tearful laughter] Pirandello! 00:54:45 Help me up the stairs. 00:54:47 PIRANDELLO: Yes, lady. 00:54:55 SOMBER CHORUS: ♪♪ Oooh-ooh-ooh ♪♪ 00:54:59 Aha! 00:55:15 [Psychedelic soundtrack, indistinct conversations] ...it will just be lovely! 00:55:34 Wake up, Jessie. 00:55:38 [Firing] [Dogs barking] [Singing "There's No Business Like Show Business" ] There's no business like show business... 00:55:54 There's no business I know. 00:55:56 Everything about it is so appealing... 00:56:01 Let's go on wit' show... 00:56:08 Go ahead now. 00:56:10 Here we go. 00:56:11 There we are. 00:56:19 [Maniacal laughter] Ta-da! 00:56:40 Here we are again! 00:56:41 Everybody up and quickly in your seats. 00:57:01 [Blows whistle] [Cheering] ♪♪ There's a fog upon L.A. ♪♪ 00:57:56 ♪♪ And my friends have lost their way ♪♪ 00:58:03 ♪♪ "We'll be over soon," they said ♪♪ 00:58:09 ♪♪ Now they've lost themselves instead ♪♪ 00:58:17 ♪♪ Please don't be long ♪♪ 00:58:23 ♪♪ Please don't you be very long ♪♪ 00:58:28 ♪♪ Please don't be long ♪♪ 00:58:32 ♪♪ Or I may be asleep ♪♪ 00:58:37 ♪♪ Well, it only goes to show ♪♪ 00:58:43 ♪♪ And I told them where to go ♪♪ 00:58:48 ♪♪ Ask a p'liceman on the street ♪♪ 00:58:54 ♪♪ There's so many there to meet ♪♪ 00:59:01 ♪♪ Please don't be long ♪♪ 00:59:06 ♪♪ Please don't you be very long ♪♪ 00:59:10 ♪♪ Please don't be long ♪♪ 00:59:14 ♪♪ Or I may be asleep ♪♪ 00:59:19 ♪♪ Now it's past my bed, I know ♪♪ 00:59:25 ♪♪ And I'd really like to go ♪♪ 00:59:30 ♪♪ Soon will be the break of day ♪♪ 00:59:35 ♪♪ Sitting here in Blue Jay Way ♪♪ 00:59:43 ♪♪ Please don't be long ♪♪ 00:59:47 ♪♪ Please don't you be very long ♪♪ 00:59:52 ♪♪ Please don't be long ♪♪ 00:59:55 ♪♪ Or I may be asleep ♪♪ 01:00:00 ♪♪ Please don't be long ♪♪ 01:00:05 ♪♪ Please don't you be very long ♪♪ 01:00:10 ♪♪ Please don't be long ♪♪ 01:00:18 ♪♪ Please don't be long ♪♪ 01:00:22 ♪♪ Please don't you be very long ♪♪ 01:00:27 ♪♪ Please don't be long ♪♪ 01:00:36 ♪♪ Please don't be long ♪♪ 01:00:40 ♪♪ Please don't you be very long ♪♪ 01:00:45 ♪♪ Please don't be long ♪♪ 01:00:49 ♪♪ Don't be long ♪♪ 01:00:53 ♪♪ Don't be long ♪♪ 01:00:56 ♪♪ Don't be long, Don't be long ♪♪ 01:01:04 ♪♪ Don't be long ♪♪ 01:01:06 ♪♪ Don't be long ♪♪ 01:01:09 ♪♪ Don't be long ♪♪♪♪ 01:01:19 [Cheering] Well, well, well. They are a happy crowd. 01:01:45 Go on. Come along, back on the bus. 01:01:49 Come on. 01:01:50 [Pa**engers singing "There's No Business Like Show Business"] Off we go! 01:02:01 [Boom!] Ooh...Wonder what the magicians are cooking up now! 01:02:06 Ready! 01:02:07 [Bell jingles] Tea up, fellas. Oh! 01:02:13 Ooh, goody! 01:02:13 Ooh, talk about your magical mysteries, I've spent half an hour looking for that sugar! 01:02:19 I was half an hour looking for the sugar. 01:02:22 Is there one for me? 01:02:23 Aye, there's one over here, Richard. 01:02:25 Oh, how are you, Bonzo? 01:02:27 All right? Any news of the bus? 01:02:30 The bus? 01:02:30 It's ten miles north on the Dewsbury road. 01:02:34 And they're having a lovely time! 01:02:37 They're having a lovely time! 01:02:38 They're having a lovely time! 01:02:40 Can you tell me what's next on the agenda? 01:02:44 A song. 01:02:45 [Singing operatic aria] No! No! 01:02:50 Not you! 01:02:52 Them! On the bus! 01:02:56 ♪♪ I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! ♪♪ 01:03:00 Have you, then? Ah! 01:03:01 ♪♪ There they are a-standing in a row! ♪♪ 01:03:05 You're a good kid, darling. 01:03:07 Come on, join in. What's the matter with ya? 01:03:10 Hey! 01:03:13 [Accordion plays] ♪♪ Toot Toot Tootsie, goodbye! ♪♪ 01:03:19 ♪♪ Toot Toot Tootsie, don't cry ♪♪ 01:03:24 ♪♪ That choo choo train that takes me ♪♪ 01:03:29 ♪♪ Away from you, no words can tell how sad it makes me ♪♪ 01:03:34 ♪♪ Toot Toot Tootsie, goodbye! ♪♪ 01:03:37 ♪♪ As I go, I love to sing, my knapsack on my back ♪♪ 01:03:44 ♪♪ Val-deri, Val-dera ♪♪ 01:03:48 ♪♪ Val-deri ♪♪ 01:03:49 ♪♪ Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ♪♪ 01:03:52 ♪♪ ...are smiling ♪♪ 01:03:54 ♪♪ Sure 'tis like a morn in spring ♪♪ 01:04:01 ♪♪ When Irish eyes are smiling ♪♪ 01:04:06 ♪♪ You can hear the angels sing ♪♪ 01:04:11 ♪♪ Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho ♪♪ 01:04:13 ♪♪ When Irish eyes ♪♪ 01:04:16 ♪♪ Are smiling ♪♪ 01:04:19 ♪♪ La-la-la... ♪♪ 01:04:26 ♪♪ When Irish eyes ♪♪ 01:04:29 ♪♪ Are smiling ♪♪ 01:04:32 ♪♪ There'll be no more sobbin' ♪♪ 01:04:33 ♪♪ When he starts throbbin' his old sweet song ♪♪ 01:04:40 ♪♪ Wake up, wake up ♪♪ 01:04:42 ♪♪ You sleepy head ♪♪ 01:04:43 ♪♪ Get up, get up ♪♪ 01:04:46 ♪♪ Get out of bed ♪♪ 01:04:47 ♪♪ Cheer up, cheer up ♪♪ 01:04:49 ♪♪ The sun is red ♪♪ 01:04:50 ♪♪ Live, love, laugh... ♪♪ 01:04:53 ♪♪ La-la-la-la ♪♪ 01:04:55 ♪♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪♪ 01:04:59 ♪♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪♪ 01:05:02 ♪♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪♪ 01:05:05 ♪♪ La-la-la-la ♪♪ 01:05:09 ♪♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪♪ 01:05:11 ♪♪ Whoo whoo whoo whoo! ♪♪ 01:05:13 ♪♪ Whoo whoo whoo whoo! ♪♪ 01:05:16 ♪♪ Oooh oooh oooh oooh! ♪♪ 01:05:19 ♪♪ Ow Oh ooh ooh! ♪♪ 01:05:20 [Rhythmic clapping, accordion playing] WINTERS: Ladies and gentlemen, when the coach stops, would the gentlemen please follow Mr Johnson and the ladies stay with me. 01:05:35 Here we are now, off we go. 01:05:37 In for a jolly evening with Jolly Jimmy. 01:05:41 This way! 01:05:47 Everybody comfortable? 01:05:54 Come on, where are they? 01:05:56 [Applause] ♪♪ That night Cutie called a cab ♪♪ 01:06:10 ♪♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪♪ 01:06:11 ♪♪ Baby, don't do it ♪♪ 01:06:14 ♪♪ She left her East Side room so drab ♪♪ 01:06:18 ♪♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪♪ 01:06:19 ♪♪ Baby, don't do it ♪♪ 01:06:22 ♪♪ She went out on the town ♪♪ 01:06:25 ♪♪ Knowin' it would make her lover frown ♪♪ 01:06:30 ♪♪ d**h-cab for Cutie ♪♪ 01:06:34 ♪♪ d**h-cab for Cutie ♪♪ 01:06:36 ♪♪ Someone's gonna make you pay your fare ♪♪ 01:06:42 [Cheers, whistles] ♪♪ The cab was racin' through the night ♪♪ 01:06:48 ♪♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪♪ 01:06:49 ♪♪ Baby, don't do it ♪♪ 01:06:52 ♪♪ His eyes in the mirror, keepin' Cutie in sight ♪♪ 01:06:56 ♪♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪♪ 01:06:57 ♪♪ Baby, don't do it ♪♪ 01:06:59 ♪♪ When he saw Cutie, it gave him a thrill ♪♪ 01:07:04 ♪♪ Don't you know, baby ♪♪ 01:07:06 ♪♪ Curves can k** ♪♪ 01:07:08 ♪♪ d**h-cab for Cutie ♪♪ 01:07:12 ♪♪ d**h-cab for Cutie ♪♪ 01:07:15 ♪♪ Someone's gonna make you pay your fare ♪♪ 01:07:22 ♪♪ Cutie, don't you play with fate ♪♪ 01:07:27 ♪♪ Don't leave your lover alone ♪♪ 01:07:31 ♪♪ If you go out on this date ♪♪ 01:07:34 ♪♪ His heart will turn to stone ♪♪ 01:07:38 ♪♪ Bad girl, Cutie, what have you done? ♪♪ 01:07:42 ♪♪ Uh-huh-huh ♪♪ 01:07:43 ♪♪ Baby, don't do it ♪♪ 01:07:46 ♪♪ Slippin' slidin' down-a Highway 31 ♪♪ 01:07:50 ♪♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪♪ 01:07:50 ♪♪ Baby, don't do it ♪♪ 01:07:54 ♪♪ The traffic lights changed from green to red ♪♪ 01:07:58 ♪♪ They tried to stop but they both wound up dead ♪♪ 01:08:03 ♪♪ d**h-cab for Cutie ♪♪ 01:08:07 ♪♪ d**h-cab for Cutie ♪♪ 01:08:09 ♪♪ Someone's gonna make you pay your fare ♪♪ 01:08:18 ♪♪ Someone's gonna make you pay your fare ♪♪ 01:08:25 ♪♪ Someone's gonna make ♪♪ 01:08:28 ♪♪ You pay your fare ♪♪ 01:08:33 ♪♪ Someone's gonna make you pay your fare ♪♪ 01:08:40 ♪♪ Ohhh ♪♪ 01:08:58 ♪♪ Let's all get up and dance to a song ♪♪ 01:09:02 ♪♪ That was a hit before your mother was born ♪♪ 01:09:06 ♪♪ Though she was born a long, long time ago ♪♪ 01:09:11 ♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪ 01:09:14 ♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪ 01:09:15 ♪♪ Your mother should ♪♪ 01:09:19 ♪♪ Sing it again ♪♪ 01:09:21 ♪♪ Let's all get up and dance to a song ♪♪ 01:09:24 ♪♪ That was a hit before your mother was born ♪♪ 01:09:29 ♪♪ Though she was born a long, long time ago ♪♪ 01:09:34 ♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪ 01:09:36 ♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪ 01:09:38 ♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪ 01:09:56 ♪♪ Lift up your hearts and sing me a song ♪♪ 01:10:00 ♪♪ That was a hit before your mother was born ♪♪ 01:10:04 ♪♪ Though she was born a long, long time ago ♪♪ 01:10:10 ♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪ 01:10:12 ♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪ 01:10:14 ♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪ 01:10:17 ♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪ 01:10:18 ♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪ 01:10:20 ♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪ 01:10:22 ♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪ 01:10:39 ♪♪ Sing it again ♪♪ 01:10:41 ♪♪ Da-da-da-da... ♪♪ 01:10:48 ♪♪ Though she was born a long, long time ago ♪♪ 01:10:53 ♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪ 01:10:56 ♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪ 01:10:58 ♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪ 01:11:00 ♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪ 01:11:02 ♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪ 01:11:04 ♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪ 01:11:06 ♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪ 01:11:08 ♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪ 01:11:10 ♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪ 01:11:12 ♪♪ Ooh-ooh ♪♪ 01:11:14 ♪♪ Your mother should know ♪♪ 01:11:19 ♪♪ Roll up ♪♪ 01:11:22 ♪♪ Roll up forthe mystery tour ♪♪ 01:11:26 ♪♪ Roll up ♪♪ 01:11:26 ♪♪ And that's an invitation ♪♪ 01:11:29 ♪♪ Roll upfor the mystery tour ♪♪ 01:11:33 ♪♪ Roll up ♪♪ 01:11:34 ♪♪ To make a reservation ♪♪ 01:11:37 ♪♪ Roll upfor the mystery tour ♪♪ 01:11:41 ♪♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪♪ 01:11:44 ♪♪ Is coming to take you away ♪♪ 01:11:48 ♪♪ Coming to take you away ♪♪ 01:11:53 ♪♪ The Magical Mystery Tour ♪♪ 01:11:55 ♪♪ Is dying to take you away ♪♪ 01:12:00 ♪♪ Dying to take you away ♪♪ 01:12:03 ♪♪ Take you today ♪♪ 01:12:25 And that wasa Magical Mystery Tour. 01:12:28 I told ya. 01:12:29 Goodbye. 01:12:30 ♪♪ Hey-la, hey, hello, ah ♪♪ 01:12:34 ♪♪ Hey-la, hey, hello, ah... ♪♪♪♪