The Beatles - John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly lyrics

[Verse 1: John Lennon] Help You're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy who could die of heart attack just in the shower You need to chill out for a minute, and smoke weed for an hour Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me And your face looks like a sh** I took, high on LSD I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks I wonder how much George Bush paid you to s** his dick [Verse 2: Bill O'Reilly] You f**ing long hair, living in your Yellow Submarine Well you're about to get sunk by the right wing political machine Stop your presses Lennon, you call me mister Bill O'Reilly When it comes to squashing limeys: I come recommended highly You're weak. Between you and me there's no comparison I'll beat you so bad you weep gently like George Harrison You're Paul McCartney's b**h, with less talent than Ringo And I'd rather s** George Bush's dick than Yoko Ono's [Verse 3: John Lennon] You can't buy me love, but I'll kick your a** for free I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer and give you a lobotomy I'm tired of how you scheme, to stir the people up Why don't you just take a vacation and shut the f** up! [Verse 4: Bill O'Reilly] Cause I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle Ten thousand dollar shoes I used to stomp out a beetle Don't tell me to shut the f** up, that's how I survive Now here's sting-- What? f** it, we'll do it live!