The Beatles - Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite! (Takes 1 & 2) lyrics

For the benefit of Mr. Kite There will be a show tonight on trampoline The Hendersons will all be there Late of Pablo Fanques'fair, what a scene Over men and horses hoops and garters And lastly through a hogshead of real fire In this way Mr. K will challenge the world The celebrated Mr. K Performs his feats on Saturday at Bishopsgate The Hendersons will dance and sing As Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late Messers K. and H. a**ure the public Their production will be second to none And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz The band begins at ten to six When Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound And Mr. H will demonstrate Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground Having been some days in preparation A splendid time is guaranteed for all And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill