The Balancing Act - The Ballad of Art Snyder lyrics

A dog condemned to d**h Didn't like the way he barked When I woke up last night Could not remember where I parked I know that I've had better days I know that I've had worse With any luck at all I'll forget this one first He stayed at home last night To do some soul searching We hope he found one Nothing's ever certain It's not easy being human But it's hard to be cement So he's just another genius Who can't pay the rent She crossed herself each time She got behind the wheel The car was full of dents The paint had cracked an peeled But with a grave determination And an incidental faith She lived as is she had nine lives And just used up her eigth You might begin to wonder How these incidents releate They don't you don't I don't They just accumulate So you can't remember too much And you can't forget enough You must suspend your disbelief If you want help from above