The Axis Of Awesome - Titty Bar lyrics

Are you feeling down boy Do I see a frown boy I know of a place you can go if you feel blue The staff are there to please you, Titilate and tease you There's a la** called Mona She'll give you a bo*er Just around the corner There's a neon sign Topless bar girls every Tuesday 6pm til 9 At the Titty Bar There's dancers on the poles At the Titty Bar There are s*uts and moles At the Titty Bar It isn't far You dont even need your car That's cos it's your local Titty Bar Where everybody knows your name (And if they dont then you dont care) And they're always glad you came (And if you dont then they dont care) The bouncers have no necks boy Put away that s** toy You will get us kicked out If you keep your dick out Oi! hey you no touching Thought I said no touching Seriously no touching Get your damn hands off me In a dark back alley we lay bashed and bruised Not since Friends season 7 Have we felt so abused At the Titty Bar I am filled with grief At the Titty Bar No more hand relief At the Titty Bar I have a scar I can't open this cookie jar We need to find another So I will call your mother Cos she works at another Titty Bar