The Axis Of Awesome - How To (No. 3) lyrics

Step 1. Head to a seedy part of of town Pull to the curb and look around Once you've found one who looks alright Pick up the lady of the night Take her back to your hotel room Brake off the handle of a broom Lay some plastic on the floor Creep up behind the dirty who*e Hit her with the broom until she's dead Then dump the body but keep the head No-one will ever know who took her Now you know how to k** a hooker