The Axis Of Awesome - How To (No. 2 ) lyrics

Step 1 you put your camoflage gear on Head to a nearby lake or pond Hide in the bush with your Kazoo Put it in your mouth and go Doo Doo Mid afternoon's your safest bet Make sure your ready with a net Take some bread and leave a trail of crumbs Wait patiently until one comes Tiptoe up to it dont make a sound Place your bait gently down on the ground Once your nearby then your in luck Now you know how to catch a duck