The Axis Of Awesome - Crime Solving Cowboy lyrics

Who's that coming over the rise Wearing so much colour that it hurts your eyes Who's that over riding on a mule In a purple hat and listening to Jewel The crime in this town is out of control And the fashion is a disgrace Here comes a man, a man to solve it all The man with the moisturised face He's a crime solving cowboy Your in trouble now boy He fights for justice and the american way of life He's a crime solving cowboy He like to cook with bok choy Sometimes I wonder why he doesn't have a wife Just last week he wrestled two mexicans to the ground Their shirts came off while wrestling and they wrestled all around He visits all the crooks he catches at the local Jail Sometimes I wonder cos they're all teenaged and male He lives with his Deputy on Fabulous Ranch His keen eyes don't miss a thing With his cowboy hat and his cowboy chaps And his special cowboy g-string He's a crime solving cowboy Here to search and destroy Solving so much crime til he cant move his jaw He's a crime solving cowboy His girlfriend is a decoy We'll see him at next year's Mardi Gras He likes men crime solving cowboy He likes men crime solving cowboy He likes men crime solving cowboy He likes men crime solving cowboy Yeah I think Benny might be right. Yeah he does seem a bit gay.